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Un consulente della Andersen Consulting sta percorrendo una strada di campagna, quando \u00e8 costretto a fermarsi perch\u00e9 un gregge di notevole consistenza sta attraversando il sentiero. Scende dalla macchina e per ingannare l\u00b4attesa, si rivolge al pastore e gli chiede:
“Buonuomo, vuole scommettere una delle sue pecore che in meno di un minuto indovino il numero esatto delle pecore che compongono il gregge?”
Il pastore sicuro del contrario accetta.
Il consulente accende il suo PC portatile, lo collega al cellulare e si connette al sito della NASA, che grazie all\u00b4ausilio del satellite e a un software evolutissimo, gli d\u00e0 il numero esatto: 2563 pecore!
Il pastore accetta la sconfitta e dice al consulente di scegliersi una pecora.
Il consulente sta per andarsene, quando il pastore lo ferma e gli chiede:
“Vuole scommettere che indovino il suo mestiere, e se vinco lei mi rid\u00e0 la pecora?”
Il consulente accetta e il pastore gli dice: “Lei \u00e8 un consulente della Andersen Consulting”.
Il consulente, incredulo restituisce la pecora ma vuole assolutamente sapere come ha fatto a indovinare.
“Per tre semplici motivi – risponde il pastore:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Lei \u00e8 venuto qui a rompere i coglioni senza che nessuno glielo chiedesse.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. \u00c8 riuscito a farsi dare una pecora in cambio di un\u00b4informazione che io sapevo gi\u00e0.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Tra 2563 pecore, lei ha scelto il cane.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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